Warning: this game is intended for 13+ audiences only!

As the game author says: “With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you’d think I’d have a better title than “:the game:” :) But seriously – this funny game will teach you about life, philosophy, death, religion, politics… and many other things. A simple title, simple gameplay and lots of fun!

Game Controls: Left / Right Arrows – Jump. Up Arrow – Jump. Down Arrow – Duck. CTRL+ALT+DEL – get the hell outta here :)